arthur
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Jul 21, 2003, 4:58 PM
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Young man Drew... Ah.. the innocence of youth. Young man, let this old man give an important piece of advice to you regarding the fairier sex.. 1. NEVER, EVER..: say, do, imply, suggest, inquire, ask, write, post, think, feel, etc.. (you get the idea..) anything on a woman's age. Calling all the SYT's aunties is like wearing a bulleye's target on your chest in a target practise shooting range. You are asking for it! That's why you kena tembak like that lor.. 2. If you MUST find out her age, don't ask like this: "Hey you! How old are you ah? *WRONG* Frame the question like this: Hey, Leng Lui! How YOUNG are you? 3. Normally they will answer:..."You guess?" ** VERY CAREFUL ** ..you are now in a minefield. Your answer will very well determine whether you will get her handphone number or a total brush off. A tried and tested answer.. Look at her honestly. Whatever you reckon is her age, minus 3 years off. For eg. if you think she looks 24, apply the formula and voila! She's now 21! Sure to make her smile. However, don't be too obvious, women can sense this. Hope this helps. Now go and make amends to all the SYT's here that you are calling aunties. Last word of advice..as long as a woman is still single, she's a SYT ok?
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