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Poll: Your SEX
Male	155 / 36%
Female	271 / 64%
426 total votes

Khoobg
Webmaster

Jul 13, 2003, 12:11 AM

Views: 67753

Your SEX

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drew
ALPHA

Jul 13, 2003, 2:14 AM

Views: 67735

Re: [Khoobg] Your SEX

where's the poll ?

or are we suppose to write it down ?

male ... Tongue

cshellz
Ultra ALPHA

Jul 13, 2003, 2:27 AM

Views: 67733

Re: [drew] Your SEX

wait a bit la........Mr Khoo hasn't put it up yet. U wanna kena 'jat' like me last time ah??? I also cepat-cepat go and answer first.... Tongue

Why so scared ppl dun know ur'e male??? hahahaha Tongue

drew
ALPHA

Jul 13, 2003, 2:51 AM

Views: 67731

Re: [cshellz] Your SEX

errr, sigh, what to do !! i got a very bad influence here from you !!! so i also a bit like u liao cannot wait to answer !!!

to your second question ... not scare ppl dunno i'm male but to take the first spot to answer ma... wanna "hoi cheong" the poll ma ... Wink

minglmy
Puppycom Veteran

Jul 13, 2003, 6:37 AM

Views: 67723

Re: [cshellz] Your SEX

Michelle,
he wanted to post, post, post and then keep replying so that he can be upgraded to ALPHA soon mar !

oops, sorry ya uncle forgotten that I'm supposed to keep this a secret and burst ur bubbles in here liao Sly

sorry ya

cheers,
minglmy

sweeeng
ALPHA

Jul 13, 2003, 7:00 AM

Views: 67720

Re: [minglmy] Your SEX

Hi Ming Yang,

Maybe he really scare that nobody knows he's a guy. he..he...

Regards,

Swee Eng

minglmy
Puppycom Veteran

Jul 13, 2003, 8:25 AM

Views: 67711

Re: [sweeeng] Your SEX

hehehehe..... worried that people might think that he is a ga* kua !

uncle drew, no worries.....u still got kokochai mar ! hahaha

cheers,
minglmy

drew
ALPHA

Jul 13, 2003, 8:51 AM

Views: 67708

Re: [minglmy] Your SEX

wahlau ! need or not oh u all !! i post too fast only all tembak me ... you know when i read the post i felt like kena tembak by AK47? i cannot sleep liao ! Angelic

boon
Doggyman

Jul 13, 2003, 9:12 AM

Views: 67707

Re: [drew] Your SEX

Hahah KokoChai,

don sleep lah, keep posting and we're waiting for u in ALPHA boat....kakakakaka Tongue

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drew
ALPHA

Jul 13, 2003, 9:15 AM

Views: 67704

Re: [boon] Your SEX

wait till i get aunty ming yang's ice mocha first then cannot sleep liao then i will post to every post in the forum ! hahahhaaa .. ALPHA ? that one very far way to go leh ! Tongue

ginl
ALPHA

Jul 13, 2003, 9:37 AM

Views: 67702

Re: [minglmy] Your SEX

No need to worry lar...if he is ga* got Biscuit or Nous or Rex to accompany him Tongue

minglmy
Puppycom Veteran

Jul 13, 2003, 9:53 AM

Views: 67698

Re: [drew] Your SEX

kokochai,

u go and curi script lines ar? why those wordings all sounds so familiar one ? having a dejavu feeling lar !

cheers,
minglmy

minglmy
Puppycom Veteran

Jul 13, 2003, 9:55 AM

Views: 67697

Re: [ginl] Your SEX

oh yeah.... got partners in crime ! this we really must see and if can must take the photos when they go foursome ! hehehehe

cheers,
minglmy

drew
ALPHA

Jul 13, 2003, 12:53 PM

Views: 67687

Re: [minglmy] Your SEX

well, wat to do ? some script lines are just soooo meaningful and nice ! Wink

hope i dun get sued for plagarism (however u spell dat) ! Tongue

drew
ALPHA

Jul 13, 2003, 12:54 PM

Views: 67687

Re: [minglmy, ginl] Your SEX

wah... foursome somemore .. dat's why i say all the aunties all dirrrty punya !! see it proves and shows !! cannot hide anymore la u all dirrty aunties ! Tongue

mackmack
Doggyman

Jul 13, 2003, 7:07 PM

Views: 67678

Re: [drew] Your SEX

Wow~

This poll of SEX really inspiring you ALL~ Shocked

(4-some??) aduh... KoKo`Chai... u underage lar.....

--I have Howling Bean and Lazy Mack.--

drew
ALPHA

Jul 13, 2003, 9:08 PM

Views: 67675

Re: [mackmack] Your SEX

ying,

too bad i passed my legal age few weeks back ! Tongue

well, what to do ler? our aunties all getting dirrrrty ! Wink

myra
Enthusiast

Jul 14, 2003, 3:15 AM

Views: 67666

Re: [drew] Your SEX

LOL..........................

Blush

Bubbles,

myRA,

Tigger &

bloSSom

ashley
ALPHA

Jul 14, 2003, 4:47 AM

Views: 67662

Re: [drew] Your SEX

hei Kokochai, if u no dirty all aunties wont go for dirty also !! u are the learder here!!kakakakakak!! so next time dont be so naughty oh!! Tongue

Now no more Koko Chai become "ga* chai pula?? Crazy

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drew
ALPHA

Jul 14, 2003, 6:01 AM

Views: 67655

Re: [ashley] Your SEX

ooohhhhh, so now all my fault laaaa ~! Crazy

aunty dirrty then only sai lou chai dirrty want ma ... cannot blame me want ok !! u all gals all gang up and bully me ... Frown

Terry
K9 Kaki

Jul 14, 2003, 6:52 AM

Views: 67653

Re: [minglmy] Your SEX

So does anyone want to guess if there are more males or females ????

Terry Sly

doodle
ALPHA

Jul 14, 2003, 8:13 AM

Views: 67647

Re: [Terry] Your SEX

I think more female...

i heard in this world, there's actually 7 female to one male. So bahagia!

JolinG
Doggyman

Jul 14, 2003, 10:28 AM

Views: 67640

Re: [drew] Your SEX

its memang your fault lar
u bring out the hamsapness in the aunties! Wink

everytime say they hamsap learn from u wan!

ashley
ALPHA

Jul 14, 2003, 7:55 PM

Views: 67630

Re: [drew] Your SEX

no chooice lah u are the only one koko chai mah!!
no bully u bully siapa lei?? all Ah Yee dirtty nevermine u cannot cos u still under age!! betul tak?? " i guess nia" !! Tongue

~~~ AsHLeY ~~~

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cshellz
Ultra ALPHA

Jul 14, 2003, 10:25 PM

Views: 67622

Re: [drew] Your SEX

hey uncle ~chai,

hahaha with Rex, Nous and Biscuit, u can join them in their butt sniffing activities ok? Tongue

kekekeke

lam yan tai cheong fu.....dun always blame the innocent girls for corrupting u ok? puppy.com punya female members all very nice, sweet, innocent, helpful, friendly...etc etc ....like Angelic

minglmy
Puppycom Veteran

Jul 15, 2003, 8:12 AM

Views: 35399

Re: [cshellz] Your SEX

hehehehe... yalor we are all Angelic

in here mar.... only notty uncles is like that always think of dirty things. hor ? wat to do ? he is old liao pass legal age adi ..... u all didn't hear he says that in the earlier post meh ?

cheers,
minglmy

drew
ALPHA

Jul 15, 2003, 8:31 AM

Views: 35397

Re: [minglmy] Your SEX

oohohhh, now all the aunties gang up and bully me la ... all against one ... unfair ... i go pinjam big big dogs to attack u all then only you all know ! Tongue

myra
Enthusiast

Jul 15, 2003, 11:52 PM

Views: 35386

Re: [drew] Your SEX

drew chai...... wat 2 do? u're d only male in tis thread so naturally u kena har loh...... poor thing...cannot stand on his 2 feet....now hv 2 borrow our big four legged frienz 2 help protect him from SYTs....... Laugh

lol

bubBles,

myRA,

Tigger &

bloSSom

drew
ALPHA

Jul 16, 2003, 2:18 AM

Views: 35381

Re: [myra] Your SEX

hrmm .. then i think i better leave this thread A.S.A.P or else i kena bully again !

Tongue

minglmy
Puppycom Veteran

Jul 16, 2003, 9:08 AM

Views: 35376

Re: [drew] Your SEX

well, wat to do the uncle so 'kan cheong" go and answer like we dun know he is a MALE like that.... hehehe sure kena bully lar. :P

cheers,
minglmy

drew
ALPHA

Jul 18, 2003, 1:23 AM

Views: 35364

Re: [minglmy] Your SEX

................ Crazy

lulugurl
ALPHA

Jul 19, 2003, 8:08 AM

Views: 35353

Re: [drew] Your SEX

mou ngan tai u all Cool

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jnmx
Member

Jul 19, 2003, 3:05 PM

Views: 35350

Re: [lulugurl] Your SEX

drew.....scared to stand here also lah...all the aunty here got something wrong liao....they ar turn on by you lah i guess..heheh... Tongue

cshellz
Ultra ALPHA

Jul 20, 2003, 9:03 AM

Views: 35341

Re: [jnmx] Your SEX

siapa aunty ah???????? Pirate

hehehe........if u want, very easy to turn to u also leh.... Sly

arthur
ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 4:58 PM

Views: 35335

Re: [drew] Your SEX

Young man Drew...

Ah.. the innocence of youth. Smile

Young man, let this old man give an important piece of advice to you regarding the fairier sex..

1. NEVER, EVER..: say, do, imply, suggest, inquire, ask, write, post, think, feel, etc.. (you get the idea..) anything on a woman's age. Calling all the SYT's aunties is like wearing a bulleye's target on your chest in a target practise shooting range. You are asking for it! That's why you kena tembak like that lor..

2. If you MUST find out her age, don't ask like this: "Hey you! How old are you ah? *WRONG* Frame the question like this: Hey, Leng Lui! How YOUNG are you?

3. Normally they will answer:..."You guess?" ** VERY CAREFUL ** ..you are now in a minefield. Your answer will very well determine whether you will get her handphone number or a total brush off. A tried and tested answer.. Look at her honestly. Whatever you reckon is her age, minus 3 years off. For eg. if you think she looks 24, apply the formula and voila! She's now 21! Sure to make her smile. However, don't be too obvious, women can sense this.

Hope this helps. Now go and make amends to all the SYT's here that you are calling aunties. Last word of advice..as long as a woman is still single, she's a SYT ok? Smile

cshellz
Ultra ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 5:10 PM

Views: 35333

Re: [arthur] Your SEX

hahahahaha the guru has spoken!! Arthur...u sure speak from experience, and from trial and error eh? Tongue

But now that we know ur 'secret formula' we'll know what u really think when we come and ask u "Hey Arthur! Guess how old I am this year!" Tongue

Must tambah 3 Unsure

jnmx
Member

Jul 21, 2003, 5:32 PM

Views: 35331

Re: [cshellz] Your SEX

...hahah....dont dont...drew is enuff...

wah uncle arthur macam powderful lah...!!! caya sama lu...so all the LENG LUIs ...one day also become aunty wat...so wat u all worry...ahha

Cheeerrss...not war...!

ashley
ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 6:43 PM

Views: 35324

Re: [arthur] Your SEX

Arthur u so "yau geng yem" sure kena boom by all Lang lui aunty b4 lei??!! Wink

no more " sui char boh ah?? Blush

This time u must help this koko chai ..... Tongue

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minglmy
Puppycom Veteran

Jul 21, 2003, 7:16 PM

Views: 35321

Re: [arthur] Your SEX

wah, arthur starts offering advise hor ! expert on the line listen carefully lor Uncle drew koko

cheers,
minglmy

Riccaval
ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 7:31 PM

Views: 35318

Re: [arthur] Your SEX

arthur...I gathered your favourite subjects are MS and SYTs.
Were you the one that told me that all single ladies above 30?40? were Unclaimed Jewels!!!!! Cool

arthur
ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 7:44 PM

Views: 35313

Re: [Riccaval] Your SEX

Hi Derrick,

Actually what I said was..Some women are like an uncut jewel. It takes a bit of polishing/moulding/work before their inner beauty shines through. A little make over, change the hairstyle, lose the "jam jar bottle'" spectacles, etc.. and voila! A star is born.

All women are like jewels. Jewels are multi facetted stones..reflecting light in different manner depending on how you rotate it in the light. Women are like that..different faces/moods on different days, circumstances, situations. Every angle reveals a different aspect of her sparkling personality! Smile

Yup..other than MS, women are my other favourite topics. Right besides sci-ficton and PC hardware.

cshellz
Ultra ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 8:19 PM

Views: 35304

Re: [arthur] Your SEX

Jam Jar Bottle??? hahahahahha Laugh

Hey Arthur! Once upon a time ago that was STYLE and every woman wanted to have that look! And u never know with fashion...that might just be the next 'in' thing on the Versace or Zang Toi catwalk... Tongue

But really...hats off to u.....what great philosophy you have on women and what great knowledge u're sharing with our Drew Koko. Smile

Hehehe....no wonder Sharon will make u ur Nescafe whenever u ask for it!!! Cool

Wah...looks like u have been teaching Derrick a thing or two all this time eh? Wink

cshellz
Ultra ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 8:24 PM

Views: 35303

Re: [Riccaval] Your SEX

Hi Derrick,

what about u? what do u have to share with uncle drew?? Sly

Riccaval
ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 8:43 PM

Views: 35298

Re: [cshellz] Your SEX

sorry lah.......I'm different league with Arthur, u see, he on top no hair and I still got plenty.
He oredi used up all his zinc.
He's the expert Tongue

arthur
ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 8:44 PM

Views: 35297

Re: [cshellz] Your SEX

Hi Michelle,

No lar..me NOT teaching Derrick. Just sharing only lah. He more sifu! Smile

As for the jam jar botles..I was referring to the THICK glasses for extremely short sighted people. So thick that it looks like the bottoms of jam jar bottles... (No offense meant to spectacle wearers..I'm one myself!)

Imagine the transformation effect on a woman whose eyes were shielded behind those thick glasses now suddenly revealed in their full glory when she switched over to contact lens...especially if she has eyes that are like liquid pools of velvet amber that a man's soul could so easily drown in...

arthur
ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 8:48 PM

Views: 35296

Re: [Riccaval] Your SEX

Hi Derrick!

Well said! Smile

Couldn't agree better with you. In fact, I'm begining to see some effect on the Keeper's Mix supplement. If it really works..might want to take it for myself and see if it works for human hair too! Tongue

jnmx
Member

Jul 21, 2003, 9:22 PM

Views: 35288

Re: [arthur] Your SEX

fuuuyooo..this two uncles are really educating drew...eh drew...take a notepad and write it down...ehhe Tongue

now contact lens are also outdated....cool "shades" also are the trend liao loh...pink, yellow, green...u name, they got it. Shocked

Riccaval
ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 9:50 PM

Views: 35286

Re: [arthur] Your SEX

good to hear that the Mix is showing some effect . Are all ur MS on them? I'm sure if it works on them it will on you too Laugh

Cheers

cshellz
Ultra ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 9:59 PM

Views: 35283

Re: [Riccaval] Your SEX

hahaha this is getting more and more interesting!! Cool

So the experience is measured by how much hair u have on top?? Wink

cshellz
Ultra ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 10:14 PM

Views: 35277

Re: [arthur] Your SEX

Hi Arthur! Smile

Yah...i know what u were referring to about the jam jar bottles...kinda like the specs of Dexter (the cartoon character). Wink

but aren't all movies like that? Put a goofy looking pair of jam jar glasses on a beautiful woman and then when she suffers some form of trauma (often caused by the male species) she takes revenge by appearing as a drop dead gorgeous ultra sexy goddess overnight. Somehow or other when she makes up that decision her body will naturally take shape too....Hmmm how I wished that happens in real life! Crazy

Arthur I can just imagine you serenading Sharon by the street lamp while she stands with her hands clutched to her heart and holding a hanky to wipe the tears that are threatening to flow down her cheeks..."Sharon...u have eyes that are like liquid pools of velvet amber that a man's soul could so easily drown in... "

Khoobg
Webmaster

Jul 21, 2003, 10:56 PM

Views: 41344

Re: [arthur] Your SEX

Hi Arthur,

Do remember to apply some olive oil to your top. Make some contigency plan just incase hair grow all over your body after taking the .

Cheers

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doodle
ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 11:02 PM

Views: 41343

Re: [arthur] Your SEX

I really had to laugh out loud regarding your formula on women's age. Sad to say, I have to admit that you are so right.
Why do women want guys to guess their age first??
WHY?!
I can't help doing the same too. And i feel really happy when they really minus 3 years.
Weird la!

cshellz
Ultra ALPHA

Jul 21, 2003, 11:10 PM

Views: 41340

Re: [Khoobg] Your SEX

brandy also can hehehe Wink

Riccaval
ALPHA

Jul 22, 2003, 12:08 AM

Views: 41338

Re: [Khoobg] Your SEX

Good one Khoo,Couldn't help myself really ROFLOL Cool

arthur
ALPHA

Jul 22, 2003, 12:25 AM

Views: 41335

Re: [doodle] Your SEX

Hi Doodle,

Aaahhh...who can fathom the workings of a woman's mind and heart.. Reminds me of this joke:

Grant me a Wish

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?" Smile

Source: amazingjokes.com

BTW..love what you are doodling with your avatar! Cute!

arthur
ALPHA

Jul 22, 2003, 12:32 AM

Views: 41334

Re: [Khoobg] Your SEX

Hi Webmaster,

Point taken. Will standby the electric clippers just in case the hair grows all over the place except where it's suppose to grow. Crazy

doodle
ALPHA

Jul 22, 2003, 12:44 AM

Views: 41330

Re: [arthur] Your SEX

Hahahahaha...
so bad la.. you guys make jokes like this on women...
like we women so mean like that...
i also feel alil embarrassed... keekkek...
The thing is, even though we realised what we are doing or how we are behaving, we still can't help practising it.
When people ask for my age, i don't mind telling them, just that i would like to know how old I look first?
Perhaps, low self esteem is it? or no judgement on self?

drew
ALPHA

Jul 22, 2003, 1:39 AM

Views: 41326

Re: [cshellz] Your SEX

oh trust me michelle, jason call you all aunty in front of me ... u all better tembak him 9 9 now !!! Wink

drew
ALPHA

Jul 22, 2003, 1:41 AM

Views: 41326

Re: [Riccaval, arthur] Your SEX

points taken down and are printed and well kept in a place for future reference Wink

lulugurl
ALPHA

Jul 22, 2003, 6:58 AM

Views: 41318

Re: [arthur] Your SEX

Uncle Arthur, now u can 'ask' drew to go for coffee to exchange for more advice Pirate

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minglmy
Puppycom Veteran

Jul 22, 2003, 8:41 PM

Views: 41306

Re: [ALL] Your SEX

Uncles, Aunties and KOKOCHAI,

U guys are soooooo funny lar ! Thanks for sharing uncle arthur ! I was looking at my notebook and tryning hard not to laugh and my boss was like peeking at me with a weird look "why is this girl smiling/laughing while typing away' ar ! hehehehe nearly had a fall from the chair reading all your response.

cheers,
minglmy

doodle
ALPHA

Jul 23, 2003, 12:47 AM

Views: 41301

Re: [minglmy] Your SEX

Should we have battle of sexes here?
It will be quite fun...
Girls POWER!

minglmy
Puppycom Veteran

Jul 23, 2003, 3:02 AM

Views: 41298

Re: [doodle] Your SEX

u mean we are not having that kind of battle rite now ? hmmm.... hehehehe !

cheers,
minglmy

cshellz
Ultra ALPHA

Jul 23, 2003, 3:09 AM

Views: 41296

Re: [drew] Your SEX

drew chai ah.......practise makes perfect. so better start young ok? No need to keep for future reference Smile

doberman
ALPHA

Nov 18, 2003, 1:13 AM

Views: 41186

Re: [Khoobg] Your SEX

do u mean my sex or my doggies sex??

if me, im male, if my doggies, they are all females!! Smile

Henry from Penang
dobermann@puppy.com.my Wink

goldilock
Enthusiast

Aug 22, 2004, 5:27 PM

Views: 40463

Re: [Khoobg] Your SEX

100% female Cool

`*:�.G�|d!l�ck�.�:*�

charlenealvin
Enthusiast

Jul 13, 2005, 4:28 AM

Views: 39938

Re: [goldilock] Your SEX

absolutely FEMALE ^^

>v< wish all of u happy day with ur doggie >v<
Frown

happy life with my cute EDDIE,the best present from my BF...as a christmas gift~
Frown

so cute and happy with HAZEL kampate ya~~!

Frown

my KIKI leave me on 02 September 2005
Frown

We miss you forever,ever and ever

potter
Member

Feb 9, 2007, 1:34 PM

Views: 38946

Re: [cshellz] Your SEX

I am female hehe and no my name potter got nothing to do with harry potter. Got the name because a friend gave it to me and the name got stuck as more and more friends use it Tongue

potter

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