hehehehe... yalor we are all in here mar.... only notty uncles is like that always think of dirty things. hor ? wat to do ? he is old liao pass legal age adi ..... u all didn't hear he says that in the earlier post meh ?
oohohhh, now all the aunties gang up and bully me la ... all against one ... unfair ... i go pinjam big big dogs to attack u all then only you all know !
drew chai...... wat 2 do? u're d only male in tis thread so naturally u kena har loh...... poor thing...cannot stand on his 2 feet....now hv 2 borrow our big four legged frienz 2 help protect him from SYTs.......lol
Young man, let this old man give an important piece of advice to you regarding the fairier sex..
1. NEVER, EVER..: say, do, imply, suggest, inquire, ask, write, post, think, feel, etc.. (you get the idea..) anything on a woman's age. Calling all the SYT's aunties is like wearing a bulleye's target on your chest in a target practise shooting range. You are asking for it! That's why you kena tembak like that lor..
2. If you MUST find out her age, don't ask like this: "Hey you! How old are you ah? *WRONG* Frame the question like this: Hey, Leng Lui! How YOUNG are you?
3. Normally they will answer:..."You guess?" ** VERY CAREFUL ** ..you are now in a minefield. Your answer will very well determine whether you will get her handphone number or a total brush off. A tried and tested answer.. Look at her honestly. Whatever you reckon is her age, minus 3 years off. For eg. if you think she looks 24, apply the formula and voila! She's now 21! Sure to make her smile. However, don't be too obvious, women can sense this.
Hope this helps. Now go and make amends to all the SYT's here that you are calling aunties. Last word of advice..as long as a woman is still single, she's a SYT ok?
hahahahaha the guru has spoken!! Arthur...u sure speak from experience, and from trial and error eh?
But now that we know ur 'secret formula' we'll know what u really think when we come and ask u "Hey Arthur! Guess how old I am this year!" Must tambah 3
Arthur u so "yau geng yem" sure kena boom by all Lang lui aunty b4 lei??!! no more " sui char boh ah?? This time u must help this koko chai ..... ~~~ AsHLeY ~~~
arthur...I gathered your favourite subjects are MS and SYTs. Were you the one that told me that all single ladies above 30?40? were Unclaimed Jewels!!!!!
Actually what I said was..Some women are like an uncut jewel. It takes a bit of polishing/moulding/work before their inner beauty shines through. A little make over, change the hairstyle, lose the "jam jar bottle'" spectacles, etc.. and voila! A star is born.
All women are like jewels. Jewels are multi facetted stones..reflecting light in different manner depending on how you rotate it in the light. Women are like that..different faces/moods on different days, circumstances, situations. Every angle reveals a different aspect of her sparkling personality!
Yup..other than MS, women are my other favourite topics. Right besides sci-ficton and PC hardware.
Jam Jar Bottle??? hahahahahha Hey Arthur! Once upon a time ago that was STYLE and every woman wanted to have that look! And u never know with fashion...that might just be the next 'in' thing on the Versace or Zang Toi catwalk...
But really...hats off to u.....what great philosophy you have on women and what great knowledge u're sharing with our Drew Koko. Hehehe....no wonder Sharon will make u ur Nescafe whenever u ask for it!!!
Wah...looks like u have been teaching Derrick a thing or two all this time eh?
No lar..me NOT teaching Derrick. Just sharing only lah. He more sifu! As for the jam jar botles..I was referring to the THICK glasses for extremely short sighted people. So thick that it looks like the bottoms of jam jar bottles... (No offense meant to spectacle wearers..I'm one myself!)
Imagine the transformation effect on a woman whose eyes were shielded behind those thick glasses now suddenly revealed in their full glory when she switched over to contact lens...especially if she has eyes that are like liquid pools of velvet amber that a man's soul could so easily drown in...
Well said! Couldn't agree better with you. In fact, I'm begining to see some effect on the Keeper's Mix supplement. If it really works..might want to take it for myself and see if it works for human hair too!
Yah...i know what u were referring to about the jam jar bottles...kinda like the specs of Dexter (the cartoon character). but aren't all movies like that? Put a goofy looking pair of jam jar glasses on a beautiful woman and then when she suffers some form of trauma (often caused by the male species) she takes revenge by appearing as a drop dead gorgeous ultra sexy goddess overnight. Somehow or other when she makes up that decision her body will naturally take shape too....Hmmm how I wished that happens in real life!
Arthur I can just imagine you serenading Sharon by the street lamp while she stands with her hands clutched to her heart and holding a hanky to wipe the tears that are threatening to flow down her cheeks..."Sharon...u have eyes that are like liquid pools of velvet amber that a man's soul could so easily drown in... "
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