You'd Love To Say It, But Don't Dare Part II What am I?... Flypaper for freaks! And your cry-baby whiny-butt opinion would be...? Do I look like a people person? I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? CHAOS, PANIC, & DISORDER - my work here is done. How do I set a laser printer to stun? I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.