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leopui
K9 Maniac

Oct 7, 2002, 10:29 PM

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Arthur ... you ask for it and there you go ... Cool Cool Cool

HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE A LIKE ...
1. Both keep moving...even when they are lost.
2. Both take up too much space on the bed.
3. Both have irrational fears about the vacuum cleaner.
4. Both are threatened by their own kind.
5. Neither understands what you see in cats.
6. Both want dominance.
7. Both do the dishes by licking them clean.
8. Both chase cars.
9. The larger ones tend to drool.
10. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.


HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
1. Dogs don't have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.
3. You can train a dog.
4. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
5. Dogs understand what "NO" means.
6. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
7. When dogs play "fetch", they don't laugh at how you throw.
8. Dogs are color blind.
9. Dogs understand if some of their friends aren't allowed to come inside.


WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
2. Dogs like beer.
3. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
4. Dogs don't criticize.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. Dogs never expect gifts.
7. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had.
8. Dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives.
9. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
10. Dogs don't cry.
11. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
12. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
13. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late- the later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
14. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
15. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
16. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
17. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
18. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
19. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
20. A dog's parents never visit.


Things We Can Learn From A Dog...
  • Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
  • Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
  • When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
  • When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
  • Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
  • Take naps and stretch before rising.
  • Run, romp and play daily.
  • Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
  • Be loyal.
  • Never pretend to be something you're not.
  • If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
  • When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
  • Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
  • Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
  • On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
  • When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
  • No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout...run right back and make friends.
  • Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

LEO PUI
Get REAL, Train REAL & Be REAL! Do RIGHT and FEAR No One!


PyRoMaNiAc
Canine Addict


Oct 8, 2002, 1:19 AM

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Re: [leopui] Dog has all the virtues of man, without his vices ... [In reply to] Can't Post

That is so close to the truth! Wink

-= Tisha =-


leopui
K9 Maniac

Oct 8, 2002, 1:43 AM

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Re: [PyRoMaNiAc] Dog has all the virtues of man, without his vices ... [In reply to] Can't Post

There are just this "kind" of people creating this wonderful comparison - Dog Vs Human ... bringing you the smiles and making this world a better place to live!!!

Sincere salute Angelic to the un-know author!!!
LEO PUI
Get REAL, Train REAL & Be REAL! Do RIGHT and FEAR No One!


alicia
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Oct 9, 2002, 1:09 AM

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Re: [leopui] Dog has all the virtues of man, without his vices ... [In reply to] Can't Post

that's so funny. it's so true though. this one made smile, laugh and chuckle in embarassment.
Alicia Ling Horsley


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arthur
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Oct 9, 2002, 1:44 AM

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Leopui,

Thks for posting this humourous and touching list of our canine friends qualities. I read somewhere that Mark Twain said "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." And Lord Byron's epitaph for his dog says "[He] possessed beauty without vanity, strength without insolence; courage without ferocity; and all the virtues of man without his vices."

Logic ditates that Lord Byron's dog must have been a well trained canine!

Rdgs Arthur


leopui
K9 Maniac

Oct 9, 2002, 4:32 AM

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Re: [arthur] Dog has all the virtues of man, without his vices ... [In reply to] Can't Post

Hi Alicia,

Glad that you still have the "un-lost" humour sence ... keep smiling Smile!!!



Arthur,

I am still digging ... am is still checking page by page ... haven't being able to find anything "solid" yet .... Blush Blush Blush!!!

I would comment that those "Ma-Salleh" does have different point of view toward doggies and many of the times, they would rather turn toward their dog instead of humans' family and that's actually ... "in-directly" making their canine's status almost above the "rest".

I do not know whether you have came across the post that I have mentioned about the communication between the dog & yourself, I found it funny in the first place until I myself give it a try and experience it ... the emotion feeling is not a single word that could express how I feel ... I have being dealing with trained dog, to be precise - security patrol dog ... I really find it so TRUE over the below quote ...

My eyes are your eyes, to watch and protect you and yours. My ears are your ears, to hear and detect evil minds in the dark. My nose is your nose, to scent the invader of our domain. And so you may live, My life is also yours.

This may be almost off-topic but I believe, if one treat his/her dog only 10% better than before, one get actually more than 100 times in return from his/her loyal canine ... and very soon, we can come out with some "quote" like Mark & Byron ... don't you agreed Smile ???

LEO PUI
Get REAL, Train REAL & Be REAL! Do RIGHT and FEAR No One!

(This post was edited by leopui on Oct 9, 2002, 4:56 AM)

 
 




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