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ai_ney
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Sep 14, 2003, 9:08 AM

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Pirate OUCH! this is for the young man...

Laugh HAHAHHA!!! this is me!!!

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mochacappucino
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Sep 14, 2003, 11:08 PM

Post #27 of 43 (1635 views)
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"i don't quite understand the fish tank one! Unimpressed "

Well. Tank 1 is for the fish to live. Tank 2 is for them to fight a war !Tongue

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doodle
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Sep 15, 2003, 5:14 AM

Post #28 of 43 (1630 views)
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Re: [mochacappucino] *Joke* No Dogs Allowed [In reply to] Can't Post
???????

questions floating around my mind...

When i read again...

I thought two fishes are in a 'tank' as in war tank?


second is another different joke... they swim into a concrete wall and said 'dam'?


Is this what I think it is? if not then nevermind la.. don't bother explaining to me...


lulugurl
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Sep 15, 2003, 6:09 AM

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Re: [cshellz] *Joke* No Dogs Allowed [In reply to] Can't Post
ahhaah..quite true on driving skill for penang except the nose picking part..ewwwCrazy really driving heaven in penang. I got friends who comes from ipoh or some not so happening places telling me that they dont dare to drive or even cross the road in penang..hahahahLaughLaugh
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mochacappucino
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Sep 16, 2003, 8:23 PM

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Re: [tyler-myler] *Joke* No Dogs Allowed [In reply to] Can't Post
What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ?
Any kind of bloodhound !

What happens when it rains cats and dogs ?
You can step in a poodle !

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mochacappucino
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Sep 16, 2003, 8:24 PM

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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
Because they have two left feet !

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?
Because they mess up the whole house !

What kind of dog chases anything red ?
A bull dog !

Hehe... Got all these from the web. CoolTongueAngelic

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mochacappucino
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Sep 16, 2003, 8:27 PM

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Another one that I like...

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your back yard.

Another one ! Tongue

How do you make a dog float?
Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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mochacappucino
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Sep 17, 2003, 1:32 AM

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Hey.. got another one... but it's for you guys lah...

Read this without stopping.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in

waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht

frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses

and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey

lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

ceehiro !

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minglmy
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Sep 17, 2003, 2:31 AM

Post #34 of 43 (1610 views)
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The red indian furkiddo's mama ! that is sooo funny lar ! kakakaka

cheers,
minglmy


doodle
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Sep 20, 2003, 9:34 AM

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huh??!!

*blur


ai_ney
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Sep 20, 2003, 9:42 AM

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wow this is cool... i actually managed to read all the words! Cool

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minglmy
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Sep 20, 2003, 5:38 PM

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ur doodle's pic is a red indian mar.... kakakaka !

cheers,
minglmy


doodle
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Sep 21, 2003, 9:26 AM

Post #38 of 43 (1586 views)
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Re: [minglmy] *Joke* No Dogs Allowed [In reply to] Can't Post
oooohhhhh.. that's what u were talking about...

actually, i am still asking about the fish tank joke.. tak faham faham la?
doodle is rambo... with machine gun at the back.. and then got pen knife at his hand...

Now he is sleeping peacefully.. tomorrow got to run a few rounds lor.. poor thing...


JolinG
Doggyman


Sep 21, 2003, 9:56 AM

Post #39 of 43 (1582 views)
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eheh your chinese joke is so..OUCH man...if i was a guy arh...CrazyPiratePiratePirate die liows loh


mochacappucino
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Sep 22, 2003, 11:50 PM

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Re: [doodle] *Joke* No Dogs Allowed [In reply to] Can't Post
Still dun un un?! Mad

Fish stay in a tank filled with water, right? So, "there are 2 fish in a tank".

Tanks are also used to fight a war, you know the tanks with cannons? So, "One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"" --- Meaning one of them will take care of the guns and the other will drive the tank !

.... Hope you understand now lah....Laugh

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doodle
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Sep 22, 2003, 11:57 PM

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Re: [mochacappucino] *Joke* No Dogs Allowed [In reply to] Can't Post
Sorry la.. blur la..
u made me laugh! somemore with your cute avatar!!!
hahahahaah
that's what i thought it was..
Anyway, the dam is 'damn'?


(This post was edited by doodle on Sep 23, 2003, 12:00 AM)


mochacappucino
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Sep 22, 2003, 11:59 PM

Post #42 of 43 (1569 views)
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Now you get it !Wink

It's the different usage of words, that's all. Smile

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doodle
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Sep 23, 2003, 9:45 PM

Post #43 of 43 (1561 views)
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oooh.. sorry la...
can't help being blur...
Just like my bassie... blur face
Angelic

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