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This virus is no joke. It is progressive and dangerous.







leopui
K9 Maniac

Feb 15, 2002, 6:45 PM

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 THE DOG VIRUS

It will begin with one cute puppy.......usually for companionship. You will not realize that you have been infected even when you begin trying to convince your family that foraging for food is more rewarding than buying groceries. You may not recognize the symptoms even when 90% of your snail mail consists of pet catalogs & show entries, and "sick days" have all been used to visit every dog show within 600 miles.

By the time the virus has taken firm hold, you will have reduced your yard to a safe area that can be enjoyed by your dogs. You will be trying to sell the kids swing set to pay for the latest dog toy.

Your computer will threaten to crash because of the huge amounts of dog web sites, Nutrition sites, programs, breed lists, rescue lists, advice lists, dog images, and canine health html bookmarks that have filled all available space.

You will "borrow" from your child's college fund to add more memory. This virus will take over every room of your house in the form of flyers, catalogs, premium lists, dog toys, dog beds, crates, dog food, and dog treats. You will begin to avoid anyone who doesn't have a dog and try to convert anyone who doesn't know your breed.

Your family will not recognize you unless you're covered with dog hair. You will seriously consider a second mortgage to take advantage of dog toy sales or, even worse, dog show entries. Depression will set in immediately after the last dog show of the season. Your own dog will worry about you.

There is no cure. Thankfully, there are groups where you can talk to others that have been infected and who will understand you. With luck they'll also know of a really good sale on dog food & supplements........Author Unknown
LEO PUI
Get REAL, Train REAL & Be REAL! Do RIGHT and FEAR No One!


Derrickok
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Feb 15, 2002, 7:09 PM

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Re: [leopui] This virus is no joke. It is progressive and dangerous. [In reply to] Can't Post

Is this a follow up of "A NEW BREED ~ The Dog People!!!" or after a while the Dog People are infested with this virus?
If it is a follow up them perhaps members of puppycom forum BEWARE!!
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If it is the latter, I Got it! I Got it! That is why, I think like a dog, I can communicate with a dog, and worst of all I act and behave like a dog. Please find me an antidote, otherwise my wife has threatened to leave me, my children don't speak to me now, and my dogs are showering me with kisses.Crazy


leopui
K9 Maniac

Feb 15, 2002, 7:15 PM

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Re: [Derrickok] This virus is no joke. It is progressive and dangerous. [In reply to] Can't Post

Worries no more ... as long as Puppy Com is here for us. Are we in the quarantine already??? Hahahahaha ...
LEO PUI
Get REAL, Train REAL & Be REAL! Do RIGHT and FEAR No One!

 
 




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